So pizza is now a vegetable?

A great piece by the hilarious Lizzie Winstead (co-creator and head writer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

"Never mind that tomatoes are a fruit, and commercial tomato sauce has so much sugar in it that not only is it not a vegetable, but it should be classified as a dessert. In fact, it takes a big set of balls to even call school lunch pizza, um, pizza. I think the only chance we have of instilling any sense into these politicians is if we douse it with squirt cheese and serve it in a microwaveable pouch."

Yes, it will infuriate you but that's what I want this to do, whatever it will take to get everyone involved, whatever it takes.

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